So...Are You Dead?

AJChenMPH

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IN THE COURSE OF an Army war game, a commanding officer's jeep got stuck in the mud. The C.O. saw some men lounging nearby and asked them for help. "Sorry, sir," replied one, "but we've been classified dead and are not to participate in any way."

The C.O. turned to his driver. "Private," he barked, "go drag a couple of those dead bodies over here and throw them under the wheels to give us some traction."

He got his pushers.

Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Debra Eaton

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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