Snakes, the wife and her shoe

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Per Ardua Ad Astra
Many years ago I took my wife and two year old son to Whipsnades zoo in UK.

We visited all the different animal compounds and wandered into a room full of snakes in glass cases. Not being too fond of snakes I began playing with my son, then I looked around to see the wife so engrossed kneeling on the floor looking in the glass case at a couple deadly whatever they were.

I came up behind her and jabbed her in the back of the neck with two fingers and make a loud SSSSSSSS sound. She literally screamed, jumped up, realised it was me, took her shoe off and began hitting me with it, all the time swearing, using words that made me even blush.

All the men were laughing while all the wives were saying tsk tsk.

I had bruises for days, but it was worth it lol:mrgreen:
 
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