The smell of a new car




 
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Boots
 
November 15th, 2004  
LIPS
 
 

Topic: The smell of a new car


A lady walks into a Ferrari dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns back, there, standing next to her, is a salesman. "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"

Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely
"vehicle?" He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh!t yourself when you hear the price."
November 16th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Hahaha....nice.
November 16th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 
Hahaha
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January 16th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
*groan*
January 16th, 2007  
weed
 
 
LOL! That's good
January 17th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

January 21st, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's verry funny