Smart Texan Girl




 
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Smart Texan Girl
 
March 10th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Smart Texan Girl


Smart Texan Girl
Texans are very smart. Amy, a blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.

One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to Amy: "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall in the barn. You show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"?? So the rancher leaves for the fields.


After a while, the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the front door. Amy takes him down the barn. They walk along a long row of cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him: "This is the one..... right here."



Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another ditzy blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow to be bred?"


"That's simple. By the nail over its stall," Amy explains very confidently.


Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"


She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence, says: "I guess it's to hang your pants on....."
March 10th, 2006  
Navy Boy
 
 
Stupid blonde.
March 10th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice.
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Smart Texan Girl
March 11th, 2006  
Marinerhodes
 
 
*snorts* hang your pa..*laughs* nts on..*snicker**giggle*
March 11th, 2006  
Shadow Hunter
 
 
dumb/smart *** blonde. It can go both ways
March 11th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Nice...BTW, don't kidding about Texan blonde. My GF is a blonde Texan and she is smart. She is going to Texas A&M. heh.
March 11th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Marinerhodes
*snorts* hang your pa..*laughs* nts on..*snicker**giggle*
You okay over there, Marine? I ain't on duty, so don't expect me to give you mouth-to-mouth if you pass out.
March 12th, 2006  
rotc boy
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Fox
Nice...BTW, don't kidding about Texan blonde. My GF is a blonde Texan and she is smart. She is going to Texas A&M. heh.
yes, the farmer school


hook em!
November 4th, 2007  
Team Infidel