smart ass students gotta love em




 
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smart ass students gotta love em
 
May 23rd, 2006  
armlesscadet
 
 

Topic: smart ass students gotta love em


smart ass students gotta love em
These could be my kids...

KIDS ARE QUICK . . .

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile"?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
GLENN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I".
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. ___________________________________
and my personal fav. probably one id say to

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher.
May 23rd, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Smart ass is right!
May 23rd, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Lmao
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smart ass students gotta love em
May 23rd, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Heheheh...reminds me of when I went through a modified OCS in the Guard and we were getting commissioned. We were practicing the ceremony, and all of us candidates walked out onto the parade field. The MC said, "Repeat after me: I, (state your name)..." And of course, we all said (without pre-planning it beforehand): "I, state your name..."

Of course, everyone watching the practice started laughing, and the COL in charge of the training regiment was like, "Okay, all of you Privates..."
May 23rd, 2006  
bulldogg
 
 
Hahahaha.
May 23rd, 2006  
ARMY101
 
 
Perfect comebacks to everything

Brings back memories of my own...
May 23rd, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
I think Harold may be troubled with fallen arches from having to stand in the corner for 12 years.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one