A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator




 
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A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator
 
February 3rd, 2007  
KC72
 
 

Topic: A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator


A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator
A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and
says in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound
left testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"

The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name
is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, Turn around"!
February 3rd, 2007  
bulldogg
 
 
LMAO nice one!
February 3rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a funny
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A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator
February 3rd, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Yea. My friend Leland told me that one not too long ago. Hahahaha. Still pretty good.
February 3rd, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Hahahahahahahahaha Love it!!!
February 4th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 
silly...
February 4th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Lamo! Hahahahahahahahaha!
February 5th, 2007  
Gator
 
 
Good one.
February 9th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Good one!
 


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