A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator

KC72

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A skinny Irish guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, he looks down and
says in a deep voice, "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch d*ck, 3 pound
left testicle 3 pound right testicle, Turner Brown."

The Irish man faints and falls to the floor The big guy kneels
down and brings him to, shaking him.

The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"

The big guy says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch d*ck, my left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds, and my name
is Turner Brown."

The small guy says, "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, Turn around"!
 
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