Sisters of St. Francis




 
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Sisters of St. Francis
 
September 27th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 

Topic: Sisters of St. Francis


Sisters of St. Francis
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
10 MILES

He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....Soon he sees another sign which reads:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES

Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a small sign next to the door reading:

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for you my son?"

He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."

"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door."

He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door...This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."

He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him. The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:

GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER.
September 27th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
Lol....
September 28th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

good one!
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Sisters of St. Francis
September 29th, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
thats great....lol
September 29th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Way to go Sisters.
October 2nd, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nicely done.
October 3rd, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Ahahahahahahahahaha! Right on sistahs! hahahaha...Thats good...*tear*
October 10th, 2006  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
crazy nuns!
 


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