Trooper1854
The Brit Pack
As the Allies advanced up through Italy, the soldiers were followed by the press corps, sending reports home on how the war was going.
One day, the reporters arrived at a small Italian town that's recently been liberated.
One of the reporters sees a Nun and walks over to her and asks her if she would answer a few questions. She agrees.
"What was the war like for you and the other Nuns?" he asks.
The Nun shakes her head, wipes away a tear and replies:
"Terrible, terrible. First the Facisti, they arrive, they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
Then the Germans arrive. They rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
After that the Americans arrive and they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria. The Americans, they go, the English arrive and they to rape all the Nuns, excepts Sister Maria."
The reporter is horrified. But wonders "Why didn't they rape Sister Maria?"
"Oh Sister Maria, she no like that sorta thing"
One day, the reporters arrived at a small Italian town that's recently been liberated.
One of the reporters sees a Nun and walks over to her and asks her if she would answer a few questions. She agrees.
"What was the war like for you and the other Nuns?" he asks.
The Nun shakes her head, wipes away a tear and replies:
"Terrible, terrible. First the Facisti, they arrive, they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
Then the Germans arrive. They rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria.
After that the Americans arrive and they rape all the Nuns, except Sister Maria. The Americans, they go, the English arrive and they to rape all the Nuns, excepts Sister Maria."
The reporter is horrified. But wonders "Why didn't they rape Sister Maria?"
"Oh Sister Maria, she no like that sorta thing"