Sister Logical




 
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Sister Logical
 
August 20th, 2006  
Padre
 
 

Topic: Sister Logical


Sister Logical
There were two nuns who were teachers at the local convent school.

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM),

and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).

On one late afternoon walk it started to get dark and the nuns are still far away from the convent.

SM: “Have you noticed that a man has been following us for
the past thirty-eight and a half minutes. I wonder why?"

SL: “It's logical. He wants to rape us.”

SM: “Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes
at the most! What can we do?

SL: “The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.”

SM: ‘It's not working.”

SL: “Of course it's not working. The man did the only
logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.”

SM : “So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.”

SL: “The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both.”


Seeing the nuns split, the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is
worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.

Then Sister Logical finally arrives.


SM: “Sister Logical! Thank God you are here!
Tell me what happened!”


SL: “The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me.”

SM: “Yes, yes! But what happened then?”

SL: “The only logical thing happened. I started to run
as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.”

SM: “And?”

SL : “The only logical thing happened. He reached me.”

SM: “Oh, dear! What did you do?”

SL: “The only logical thing to do. I lifted my habit up.”

SM: “Oh, Sister you didn't! What did the man do?”

SL: “The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."

SM: “Oh, no! What happened then?”

SL: “Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down.”


August 20th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
LOL... that's great.
August 20th, 2006  
ARMY101
 
 
And anyone who thought they would have done something differently shout out two Hail Mary's!!!
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Sister Logical
August 20th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
All Sisters are logical, and smart.
August 20th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Sorry, Padre, it's been posted before: Two Nuns.....
 


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