"Sir, we're not gambling..."

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DURING MY TOUR OF DUTY at a U.S. Air Force radar site in Morocco, the commander published a regulation banning gambling. Later the officer of the day caught some enlisted men in a poker game, but one airman protested that they weren't gambling. "Then what's that money doing on the bunk?" the officer demanded. "Sir," the airman explained, "we're only keeping score with it!"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Tim Soxman

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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