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:rockin: When do you care for a man's company?
[SIZE=-1]When he owns it.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Why do men get married?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more[/SIZE]
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
[SIZE=-1]Put the remote control between his toes.[/SIZE]
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
[SIZE=-1]So men can remember them.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]So they can find their way back to the house.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Why are married women heavier than single women?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]God says: "So you would love her."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]God says: "So she would love you."[/SIZE]
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A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
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[SIZE=-1]Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]be here!"[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=-1]The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]either."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]When he owns it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Why do men get married?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]So they don't have to hold their stomachs in any more[/SIZE]
How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
[SIZE=-1]Put the remote control between his toes.[/SIZE]
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
[SIZE=-1]So men can remember them.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Why do men buy electric lawn mowers?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]So they can find their way back to the house.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Why are married women heavier than single women?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]God says: "So you would love her."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]"But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb?"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]God says: "So she would love you."[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
A couple was having a discussion about family finances.
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]Finally the husband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]be here!"[/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1] [/SIZE]
[SIZE=-1]The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money I wouldn't be here[/SIZE] [SIZE=-1]either."[/SIZE]
