Single's ad




 
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Boots
 
November 10th, 2004  
USAOwnz
 

Topic: Single's ad


This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old Black Labrador Retriever.
November 10th, 2004  
SleepySweeper
 
 
Outstanding!
November 10th, 2004  
Italian Guy
 
 
For reeeaaal?
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Boots
November 11th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
I want her too. Especially if its a lab.
November 12th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
Good stuff
May 31st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Great post
May 31st, 2006  
MaKa9
 
 
Ha ha ha!
Nice!
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one