SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES- OR HOW TO LEAD A SOLITARY LIFE




 
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Boots
 
March 11th, 2008  
Team Infidel
 
 

Topic: SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES- OR HOW TO LEAD A SOLITARY LIFE


SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES- OR HOW TO LEAD A SOLITARY LIFE

AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES



1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down
your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.



2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold
while you chop.



3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the
shower.



4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a
timer.



5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will
be afraid to cough.



7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't
move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct
tape.

Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY'S. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS .. HAVE A NICE DAY
March 11th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
I like the laxatives one. Good old colon blow....
March 11th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Funny. LOL
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Boots
March 12th, 2008  
rotc boy
 
 
#7 is definitely true, especially when it comes to working on my truck
July 4th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Hahahaha!!!
July 4th, 2008  
ObjSRgtLw
 
 
i don't get it...
July 5th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
Ahh the shower... actually... naww I shouldn't say it.
July 5th, 2008  
justin1552
 
 
The world is a man's urinal, and in some cases, his litterbox.
July 5th, 2008  
A Can of Man
 
 
My BN was my toilet. I probably pissed on every corner and sh*t in a few interesting places.
 


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