SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED

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9. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

8. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's
character on "The West Wing."

7. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob
Vila guy."

6. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island
nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state
or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled
"You wanna wrestle?!?"

3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the
Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible,
then shouts, "I win!"

1. Still wants to date the Bush sisters at his age.
 
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