SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED




 
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Boots
 
December 26th, 2004  
rotc boy
 
 

Topic: SIGNS YOUR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE IS UNDER-QUALIFIED


9. Promises to improve foreign relations with Hawaii.

8. Runs a series of attack ads against Martin Sheen's
character on "The West Wing."

7. His #1 choice to work on his cabinet is "That Bob
Vila guy."

6. Outstanding record as Governor of Rhode Island
nullified by the fact that no one really cares.

5. Anybody mentions Washington, he asks, "The state
or the DC thingie?"

4. At the debates, answers every question with a snarled
"You wanna wrestle?!?"

3. Vows to put an end to the war in Pokemon and free the
Pikachu refugees once and for all.

2. Says the Pledge of Allegiance as quickly as possible,
then shouts, "I win!"

1. Still wants to date the Bush sisters at his age.
December 26th, 2004  
Darcia
 
Hah. Now that is a good list.
January 17th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

good one!
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Boots
January 17th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
Pretty good.
January 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
what about not being able to spell potato
January 24th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
You mean potatoe? hehehe