Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work




 
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Boots
 
March 12th, 2005  
Charge 7
 
 

Topic: Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work


1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
March 12th, 2005  
C/2nd Lt Robot
 
 
LOL

"3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island."

End the series.

"8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements."

But before Gen. White-Out can call for reinforcements he is shot with a stinger paper clip from a rubber band.
March 13th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

17 for a girl my size
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Boots
March 14th, 2005  
Darcia
 
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005.

March 14th, 2005  
A Can of Man
 
 
If you're too bored in the office, then I suggest you give yourself your own little missions. Basically you'll play spy and find out everything you can about as much as possible. Who likes who, who's saying what... what the boss's next move will be.
Why not? It's a crap job anyway, right?
March 14th, 2005  
master2001
 
 
Yep! That sounds right!
March 14th, 2005  
AFSteliga
 
 
Very nice. 13th, I like your idea.
March 15th, 2005  
AmericanSweetheart
 
 
I agree.
January 16th, 2007  
tomtom22
 
 

Quote:
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005, 2006 & 2007.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
That's you TI!

January 16th, 2007  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
You forgot:

9. Going around and posting "that's pretty good" on every single thread.