Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work

Charge 7

Charge 7

Master Gunner
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
 
LOL :lol:

"3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island."

End the series.

"8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements."

But before Gen. White-Out can call for reinforcements he is shot with a stinger paper clip from a rubber band.
 
If you're too bored in the office, then I suggest you give yourself your own little missions. Basically you'll play spy and find out everything you can about as much as possible. Who likes who, who's saying what... what the boss's next move will be.
Why not? It's a crap job anyway, right?
 
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005, 2006 & 2007.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
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That's you TI!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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Charge 7 said:
1. You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2005.

2. You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis.

3. You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island.

4. You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs.

5. People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling.

6. No longer content with merely photocopying your hand, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop.

7. You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs.

8. The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.
Click to expand...
You forgot:

9. Going around and posting "that's pretty good" on every single thread. ;)
 
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