A postman with a telegram knocks on an elderly ladies door, she opens the door and the postman says, "Telegram for you Madam." The elderly lady replies "Ohhhhhh, you know what, I have never had a singing telegram, can you sing it for me please Mr Postman?" "Of course madam" replies the postman, opens the telegram, clears his throat and begins to sing,

"DA DE DA DE DA YOUR SISTER ROSE IS DEAD."

She asked for it!!

Be careful what you wish for, you might get it. Indeed she was asking for it