Sick Humour

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Per Ardua Ad Astra
A postman with a telegram knocks on an elderly ladies door, she opens the door and the postman says, "Telegram for you Madam." The elderly lady replies "Ohhhhhh, you know what, I have never had a singing telegram, can you sing it for me please Mr Postman?" "Of course madam" replies the postman, opens the telegram, clears his throat and begins to sing,

"DA DE DA DE DA YOUR SISTER ROSE IS DEAD."
 
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