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LIPS

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whats big red and eats rocks















a big red rock eater


I know I know its my wifes latest funny
 
dude...... :cry:

im guessing your wife likes elephant jokes like these:

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

oh no, iv found a site with a heap of elephant jokes, they are so bad its funny:
Q: Why did the elephant fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It was glued to the first one.

Q: Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree?
A: It thought it was a game.

Q: And why did the tree fall down?
A: It thought it was an elephant.

Q: How do you get an elephant into the fridge?
1. Open door.
2. Insert elephant.
3. Close door.
Q: How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?

1. Open door.
2. Remove elephant.
3. Insert giraffe.
4. Close door.

Q. The lion, the king of the jungle, decided to have a party. He invited all the animals in the jungle, and they all came except one. Which one?
A. The giraffe, because he was still in the fridge.

Q: How do you know there are two elephants in your fridge?
A: The door won't close.
:lol:
 
Locke, my wife has just finished reading those and cannot stop laughing, I think she gets it from her mother.
 
She sounds like my cousin I told her the

Q:Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A:A horse fell into a mud puddle

Q:Wanna hear a clean joke?
A: he took a bath!

And she giggled for like 30 mins :roll:
 
well, since we're on the subject....

knock knock
whos there?
BOO!
BOO who?
dont cry, its just a joke

anyways, i couldnt stop myself from giggling at the elephant jokes........
 
Q: How can you see that there is an elephant in your fridge?
A: Because of the footsteps in the butter.


an a joke like the first:

Q: what is small green an triangular?
A: a small green triangle

Q: what is yellow an could not swim?
A: an excavator!!
 
what is yellow and dangerous??

shark infested custard!!!

:lol: :lol:

true story: that was the first joke i ever got from a Christmas cracker!!!
 
Q: What do you call a redneck who can't swim?
A: Bait

Q: What do you call someone who has no arms no legs and floats in the ocean?
A: Bob

Q: What do call someone who has no arms no legs and lays down all day.
A: Matt

Q: What do you call a cow with two legs?
A :Lean Beef

Q: What do you call a cow with four legs?
A: Ground Beef

Q: What do call a cow with four legs and a red dot?
A: Dead Meat
 
Redneck who can't swim- bait... that's funny!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

The rest of them are the standard jokes that the chinese ply on you like the following as well...

Why did the taxi stop in the jungle?
Because he saw the monkey in the tree. (Monkey = red butt)

I try to laugh to make them feel better but it just ain't that funny.
:roll:
 
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