Shopping




 
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Shopping
 
May 12th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 

Topic: Shopping


Shopping
I researched this one and got no hits but it sure sounds familiar. Well, here goes.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* A half-gallon of 2% milk
* A half carton of eggs
* A quart of orange juice
* A small head of romaine lettuce
* A 2 lb. can of coffee
* And a 1 lb. package of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated, You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was
intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"

The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
May 12th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Good one!
May 12th, 2006  
Italian Guy
 
 
Hahahahahahaahah excellent one.
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Shopping
May 12th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Well, no1 can say he's dishonest...lol..bit frank though...hahahahahahahaha
May 13th, 2006  
Charge 7
 
 
Ouch!
May 14th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Ten dollars says the drunk is single too!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
May 14th, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Nice.
May 14th, 2006  
JulesLee
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by C/1Lt Henderson
Ten dollars says the drunk is single too!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha
lol
i bet thats his way of saying : im the only guy that will do you.
May 15th, 2006  
Missileer
 
 
Little children and old drunks can be painfully honest when it comes to the truth.
May 15th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Amen to that Missileer...