She's got her eye on you




 
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She's got her eye on you
 
August 17th, 2006  
Padre
 
 

Topic: She's got her eye on you


She's got her eye on you
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye came flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says. They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! !
Everything had been SO incredible! !! !

"You know, he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

"No, " she replies. . . . . "
She says: "You just happened to catch my eye."
August 17th, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
For some reason, I knew that was coming Nice one.
August 17th, 2006  
Rob Henderson
 
 
da da dum tst(comedian punch line drums) hahahaha...
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She's got her eye on you
August 18th, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Saw it coming a mile away, but its still funny.
August 20th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 

Sorry, Padre, but I beat you to it: The Redhead