Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip.
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his friend.
Watson yawns: "What is it, Holmes?" -
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" -
"And what do you deduce from that?" -
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are innumberable planets and galaxies.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I see that God is allmighty and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you?" -
Holmes sighs.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down a bit in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have seen in a long time. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah well we were married 35 years you know...”
After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his friend.
Watson yawns: "What is it, Holmes?" -
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" -
"And what do you deduce from that?" -
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are innumberable planets and galaxies.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
Theologically, I see that God is allmighty and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
What does it tell you?" -
Holmes sighs.
"Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
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A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows down a bit in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have seen in a long time. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah well we were married 35 years you know...”
