Sheriff's deputy

June 15th, 2004  

Topic: Sheriff's deputy

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a relissed mad man went in to try out for the job.
"Okay" the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right". Than he said, "What 2 days of the week start with a letter T?"
Mad man replied, "Today and Tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the man supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself!
"Now listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The man looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know!"
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that for a while?" said the sheriff.
So, the mad man went to the "Rainbow house" where his friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The man was exultant. "It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
June 15th, 2004  
nice one
June 15th, 2004  
That's great.
June 18th, 2004  
hahaha, good one
October 22nd, 2004  
youre on a par with Aaron, Dang I love his jokes though.
December 31st, 2006  
that's funny!
December 31st, 2006  
Team Infidel
that's good
December 31st, 2006  
Funny! LOL
January 1st, 2007  
LOL, good one!
January 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson