Sheriff's deputy




 
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Boots
 
June 15th, 2004  
Uncle_Sam
 
 

Topic: Sheriff's deputy


The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a relissed mad man went in to try out for the job.
"Okay" the sheriff drawled, "what is 1 and 1?"
"Eleven" he replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right". Than he said, "What 2 days of the week start with a letter T?"
Mad man replied, "Today and Tomorrow."
He was again surprised that the man supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself!
"Now listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The man looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute, and finally admitted, "I don't know!"
"Well, why don't you go home and work on that for a while?" said the sheriff.
So, the mad man went to the "Rainbow house" where his friends were waiting to hear the results of the interview. The man was exultant. "It went great! My first day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"
June 15th, 2004  
MyStIC
 
 
nice one
June 15th, 2004  
AFSteliga
 
 
That's great.
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Boots
June 18th, 2004  
Darkmb101
 
hahaha, good one
October 22nd, 2004  
Patriot_1989tobeyond
 
youre on a par with Aaron, Dang I love his jokes though.
December 31st, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
that's funny!
December 31st, 2006  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's good
December 31st, 2006  
Sevens
 
 
Funny! LOL
January 1st, 2007  
weed
 
 
LOL, good one!
January 5th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Oye...LOL