An Alabama sheriff went fishing on his day off. As he sat on the riverbank, a kid came walking by. Spying a frog, the kid grabbed it, took out his pocket knife and said, "Frog, I's gon cut yo' legs off." Then he said, "Frog, after I gets don' cuttin' yo legs off, I's gon' stick this here popsickle stick up yo' butt, and then, frog..."

This was too much for the sheriff. He stood up, grabbed the kid and said, "Look heah, boy, whatever you do to that frog, I'm a gonna do to you'all!"

The kid said, "Frog, dis here's yo' lucky day, 'cause I's gonna kiss yo' ass!"

Please read this out loud with a funny southern accent!

yeah. Accent is funny.. LoL

story too 8)

Very nice.

haha

LOL Nice.

hahahaha!!!!