The Seven qualities, very sacred

I3BrigPvSk

I3BrigPvSk

The Viking
Remember the 7 qualities for the perfect girlfriend...
Beautiful, Intelligent, Gentle, Thoughtful, Innocent,


Trustworthy, Sensible.


Or in other words........... B.I.G.T.I.T.S.

 
THIS SHOULD COME WITH A WARNING!!

Umm well.... reposting this nearly got me killed by fem-Nazis.... :hide:
 
I am the man of my house, I say this because I have my wife's permission to do so!

Ghostrider, the relationship between my wife and me is very much the like the Army- I am a general and she is the major...

I make general decision, she makes major decisions!:):):)
 
My baby sadly is lacking in that department... but she makes up for it. BABY GOT BACK! Also she wants a boob job and asked me if I would support her and she's worried I wouldn't like them because they're not natural. I told her this... "I can touch them right? IF SO THEN THEIR REAL TO ME!"
 
5.56X45mm said:
My baby sadly is lacking in that department... but she makes up for it. BABY GOT BACK! Also she wants a boob job and asked me if I would support her and she's worried I wouldn't like them because they're not natural. I told her this... "I can touch them right? IF SO THEN THEIR REAL TO ME!"
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This is something that I really do not understand of women-

What is the point of having a boob job if we men can't touch them!:-x:-x:-x
 
I dated a woman once who had smaller boobs then I had, they were like two fried eggs. And before anyone ask's I don't have to wear a bra!:m16:
 
BritinAfrica said:
I dated a woman once who had smaller boobs then I had, they were like two fried eggs. And before anyone ask's I don't have to wear a bra!:m16:
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I know what you mean, Mr Brit.

I dated someone like that too, once, when I was young and foolish.

Now, you know that they have grades for boobs- A, B, C, D, E, F and G. This girl was smaller than A- a triple A (much like our battery size AAA)

For the benefit of the ill informed the grading are as follows-

A- Almost there
B- Barely there
C- Can do
D- Definitely can
E- Excellent/ Enticing
F- Fake, definitely
G- Great Mother of God! What is that??
 
viper2007 said:
BritinAfrica said:
I dated a woman once who had smaller boobs then I had, they were like two fried eggs. And before anyone ask's I don't have to wear a bra!:m16:
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I know what you mean, Mr Brit.

I dated someone like that too, once, when I was young and foolish.

Now, you know that they have grades for boobs- A, B, C, D, E, F and G. This girl was smaller than A- a triple A (much like our battery size AAA)

For the benefit of the ill informed the grading are as follows-

A- Almost there
B- Barely there
C- Can do
D- Definitely can
E- Excellent/ Enticing
F- Fake, definitely
G- Great Mother of God! What is that??
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Hey...A through D... they all need loving. :-D Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche. :pirate2:
 
5.56X45mm said:
Hey...A through D... they all need loving. :-D Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche. :pirate2:
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I still like to rest my head on nice soft pillows.:mrgreen:
 
I was always told "More than a handful is a waste".

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5.56X45mm said:
Hey...A through D... they all need loving. :-D Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche. :pirate2:
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5.56, off course they all need loving, that is what the guys are for. As for the "F" category- how would you feel when you get a fake product, kinda of dissapointing, would you not think so? :crybaby:

As for the decoration issue, is it not the decoration that catches the eye first? :horsie::horsie::horsie:
 
Trooper1854 said:
I was always told "More than a handful is a waste".

kenever3.jpg
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Sir, I am told that Italians are rated as one of the best lovers on earth! On that account, I shall not argue with you! :thumb::thumb::thumb:

And speaking of hands and gestures- how do you keep an Italian quiet?

-Restrain his hands!!
 
viper2007 said:
Sir, I am told that Italians are rated as one of the best lovers on earth! On that account, I shall not argue with you! :thumb::thumb::thumb:

And speaking of hands and gestures- how do you keep an Italian quiet?

-Restrain his hands!!
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Correct, and correct!:lol:
 
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