That will not work, Mr Brit.
That is what she WILL claim when she murders me.... :hide:
The Seven qualities, very sacred
That will not work, Mr Brit.
That is what she WILL claim when she murders me.... :hide:
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
It works if you froth at the mouth
You two need to call the IMF team for a rescue, hey 42RM, we have a work for you here!!!
It works if you froth at the mouth
That would just make her go into a feeding frenzy, like sharks coming in for the kill! :crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:
Abandon ye all hope, he who is naughty!!
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
Crap!! I am screwed, I am the naughty one, right?
You are not alone, friend...
All of us, all of us who think we are the better ones...:read:
I really don't know what I typing already...
irate:
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
I'm always in the crap with someone, either the missus or my daughter. I thought the missus could nag, but my daughter makes my ear bleed.
5.56X45mm
Milforum Mac Daddy
Get a rag, soak it in either, apply as needed, sleep in peace and quite for the rest of the night.
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much..
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then he married the one with the biggest tits.
Well, what can you say.... :horsie::horsie::horsie:
Trooper1854
The Brit Pack
Always in it, just the depth that varys!
I know how that feels
Me, too!!!
And these ladies, they don't give it all at one go- its bit by bit- and they made sure that we knew we gonna get it!:box:
Guantanamo Bay Detention Centre interrogators can learn plenty from our wives (and daughter, based on Mr Brit's info). the detainees would NOT stand a chance in hell....
I3BrigPvSk
The Viking
It does not matter what they do; the important thing is what they have
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
You've got that right Viper.
Trooper1854
The Brit Pack
They have a way of calling your name that automatically makes you say "SORRY!"
The more skilled/devious ones can just look at you.
Ever seen "V"?
The more skilled/devious ones can just look at you.
Ever seen "V"?
Good point, Trooper...:rock:
To be more precise, they are a combination of "V", the Borgs (from Star Treks series) and the Daleks (from Dr Who series)
V- you will obey!
Borg- Resistance is futile, we will assimilate you...
Dalek- Exterminate! Exterminate!
:-D:-D:-D
BritinBritain
Per Ardua Ad Astra
All I do is **** a deaf'un.