I dated a woman once who had smaller boobs then I had, they were like two fried eggs. And before anyone ask's I don't have to wear a bra!

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

I dated a woman once who had smaller boobs then I had, they were like two fried eggs. And before anyone ask's I don't have to wear a bra!

I know what you mean, Mr Brit.

I dated someone like that too, once, when I was young and foolish.

Now, you know that they have grades for boobs- A, B, C, D, E, F and G. This girl was smaller than A- a triple A (much like our battery size AAA)

For the benefit of the ill informed the grading are as follows-

A- Almost there
B- Barely there
C- Can do
D- Definitely can
E- Excellent/ Enticing
F- Fake, definitely
G- Great Mother of God! What is that??

Originally Posted by viper2007

I know what you mean, Mr Brit.

I dated someone like that too, once, when I was young and foolish.

Now, you know that they have grades for boobs- A, B, C, D, E, F and G. This girl was smaller than A- a triple A (much like our battery size AAA)

For the benefit of the ill informed the grading are as follows-

A- Almost there
B- Barely there
C- Can do
D- Definitely can
E- Excellent/ Enticing
F- Fake, definitely
G- Great Mother of God! What is that??

Hey...A through D... they all need loving. Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche.

Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

Hey...A through D... they all need loving. Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche.

I still like to rest my head on nice soft pillows.

I was always told "More than a handful is a waste".

Originally Posted by 5.56X45mm

Hey...A through D... they all need loving. Anything above that.... send it back. Besides.... I'm more of a lips and tongue man. Boobs are decorations. I'm more interested in what's under the hood and not the label on it. She could be a beat up ride on the outside but inside she could smoke a Corvette or Porsche.

5.56, off course they all need loving, that is what the guys are for. As for the "F" category- how would you feel when you get a fake product, kinda of dissapointing, would you not think so?

As for the decoration issue, is it not the decoration that catches the eye first?

Originally Posted by Trooper1854

I was always told "More than a handful is a waste".

Sir, I am told that Italians are rated as one of the best lovers on earth! On that account, I shall not argue with you!

And speaking of hands and gestures- how do you keep an Italian quiet?

-Restrain his hands!!

Originally Posted by BritinAfrica

I still like to rest my head on nice soft pillows.

And nibble the corners...?

PS- If my wife sees these postings, I am going to be sooooo dead!

Originally Posted by viper2007

Sir, I am told that Italians are rated as one of the best lovers on earth! On that account, I shall not argue with you!

And speaking of hands and gestures- how do you keep an Italian quiet?

-Restrain his hands!!

Correct, and correct!

Originally Posted by viper2007

And nibble the corners...?

PS- If my wife sees these postings, I am going to be sooooo dead!

Claim insanity, that's what I do.