Send Pantyhose?




 
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April 17th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 

Topic: Send Pantyhose?


WHEN OUR SON was in Marine boot camp at Parris Island, S.C., we received this cryptic note from him: "Dear Mom and Dad No time to write. Please send a few things I need alarm clock, nail clippers, panty hose. It's cold down here. Love, Rob." I agonized over what size panty hose a man six feet tall, with a 30-inch waist, would wear. What style? What color? Support? Sheer? Control top? Does 'One Size Fits All' really fit all? I decided on queen size, opaque, in suntan, with a reinforced toe. Hoping they would keep our handsome Marine warm, I mailed the package. It wasn't until Rob came home for Christmas that the mystery was finally solved. "How did those panty hose work out?" was one of the first questions I asked. "Thanks, Mom, they were great! They're the best thing for putting a super shine on my boots."

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Linda W. Carlson

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
April 17th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Cool!
April 17th, 2006  
ARMY101
 
 
That was no where near as good as the other ones...
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April 19th, 2006  
AJChenMPH
 
 
Dig out a few of your own then, Cadet.
April 19th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Cool...that's good.
April 21st, 2006  
AFSteliga
 
 
Awesome
April 21st, 2006  
fronzz
 
 
That want really that funy...
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's pretty good