Send Him What He Wants!

AJChenMPH

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MY HUSBAND, an Army drill sergeant, was on a training exercise in the California desert. "The nights are cold and lonely," he wrote to me. "All I can think about is how much I miss you and how cold my feet are. Could you please send me something to make the nights more tolerable?"

Determined to boost his morale, I sent him a picture of myself posing in a revealing negligee. Two weeks later, I received this note: "Honey, you look great! Now can you send me some wool socks?"

--Contributed to "Humor In Uniform" by Genny Conley

Provided Courtesy of Reader's Digest.
 
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