Semi-Political Joke, but funny!

It was announced recently that Abu Musab al Zarqawi was killed in Iraq by American forces.

George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you fight against the nation I helped conceive!"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Zarqawi with a long >cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist leader.

As Zarqawi lay bleeding and in severe pain, an Angel appeared. Zarqawi wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
 
I find slightly distasteful to think that somebody like Zarqawi would have made it to heaven. Personally I think he would in a place where the temperature is a lot ...hotter.

Its still a good joke though...
 
He goes to heaven first to have his hopes raised high, than he gets the crap beat out of him by America's founding fathers, and lastly he's sent to hell.

Best thing that can be done is that his hopes are raised than crushed.
 
I find slightly distasteful to think that somebody like Zarqawi would have made it to heaven. Personally I think he would in a place where the temperature is a lot ...hotter.

Its still a good joke though...

The joke didn't say that he was in heaven, just that he met St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. GW was obviously outside to keep the riff raff out.
 
He goes to heaven first to have his hopes raised high, than he gets the crap beat out of him by America's founding fathers, and lastly he's sent to hell.

Best thing that can be done is that his hopes are raised than crushed.
Course that already happened. His hopes raised when 9/11 happened, then crushed when he found out that one attack like that CANNOT! knock over a nation great as ours!:brave:
 
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