A brand new Navy sailor is just about to leave for his first time at sea. He's a little nervous and, well, wondering what he can do about his "needs". He brings it up the chain of command to a Sub-Lieutenant:
"Well sir," he says, embarassed, "we're going to be at sea for 6 months, and won't have any time for... you know... activities..."
"Ah, not a problem!" He replies, "on board we have 'the barrel'. Go there, stick your thing in it, have some fun, and you'll be fine."
It sounded like a sketchy thing, but he figured he had nothing to lose. He lasts two weeks at sea before he dicides to try it out. He sticks it in, and it's absolutely amazing. He couldn't believe how good it was, and it left him curious as to the barrel's secret.
Three weeks later, he sees the SLt., and wants to thank him. "That was... amazing sir. I wanted to thank you for helping me out."
"Oh that's not a problem, glad I could help. By the way, next Thursday, you're in the barrel."
"Well sir," he says, embarassed, "we're going to be at sea for 6 months, and won't have any time for... you know... activities..."
"Ah, not a problem!" He replies, "on board we have 'the barrel'. Go there, stick your thing in it, have some fun, and you'll be fine."
It sounded like a sketchy thing, but he figured he had nothing to lose. He lasts two weeks at sea before he dicides to try it out. He sticks it in, and it's absolutely amazing. He couldn't believe how good it was, and it left him curious as to the barrel's secret.
Three weeks later, he sees the SLt., and wants to thank him. "That was... amazing sir. I wanted to thank you for helping me out."
"Oh that's not a problem, glad I could help. By the way, next Thursday, you're in the barrel."
