Secret oval office tapes




 
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Secret oval office tapes
 
June 14th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 

Topic: Secret oval office tapes


Secret oval office tapes
Once upon a time in the white house...

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's
happening?
Condi : Sir, I have the report here about the new
leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi : Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi : That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the
new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi : Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi : Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi : Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi : I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading
China?
Condi : That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi : Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name
of the new leader of China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I
thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi : That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi : No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of
the new leader of China. Get me the
Secretary General of the U.N. on the
phone.
Condi : Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi : You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi : You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could
use a glass of milk. And then get me the
U.N.
Condi : Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi : And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi : Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get
me the guy at the U.N.
Condi : Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now
get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi : Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg
rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to
the guy in China. And the Middle East.
Can you get Chinese food in the Middle
East?
June 14th, 2005  
CABAL
 
 
Is this what really happens in the Oval Office?? Condileeza Rice and Mr. Bush Jr cannot be this pathetic. Where's the link and the source of this?
June 14th, 2005  
Jäger
 
 
That sounds to me like Abbott and Costello "Who's on firs base". I like that
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Secret oval office tapes
June 14th, 2005  
chewie_nz
 
funny...good re jig of classic comedy
June 14th, 2005  
MI Blues
 

Topic: Who's on First - in Washington?


And the President is a baseball fan, too. You should send him a copy - he'd get a kick out of it!

BTW, may I copy it and send it to some friends?
June 15th, 2005  
CABAL
 
 
It would be better if you provide us with a website. I wonder, where did you get this?
June 16th, 2005  
bulldogg
 
 
It was in an email from a friend, sorry I dont have the source but thought it was a right funny reworking of the ol "Who's on first" bit.
June 16th, 2005  
SHERMAN
 
 
CABAL, it's not reall, its joke...
June 16th, 2005  
Jäger
 
 
A joke? I thought it was real
June 17th, 2005  
behemoth79
 
 
no remake of "whose on first" will ever come close to the original one. abbott and costello were just out of this wordly funny. its like putting george carlin and lewis black together.... death by laughter... is that possible?