That is the difference between a pet and a spouse...
After a few years, your pet will still do the following-
1. happily greet you when you come home from work
2. wake up in the morning as a form of greeting
3. not get angry at you when you get drunk
4. still would like to snuggle up to you on cold weather
Care to add anymore, anyone...?
Try chaining your wife and dog in a shed overnight in sub zero temperatures, the dog will be happy to see you in the morning!
That is the difference between a pet and a spouse...
After a few years, your pet will still do the following-
1. happily greet you when you come home from work
2. wake up in the morning as a form of greeting
3. not get angry at you when you get drunk
4. still would like to snuggle up to you on cold weather
Care to add anymore, anyone...?
Thank God I finished swallowing my drink before I finished reading this. I would have choked.After all one doesn't buy a dog and barks oneself, does one?
lmbo!!!
That is terrible!
She is just as bad. One night we went to a medieval evening with lots of "mead" and meats of various sorts, it was brilliant. At the end of the evening the waitress's were clearing the tables when one waitress began to drop a few plates, so being the gentleman I am jumped up and got hold of the plates before they hit the floor. The waitress said to the missus, "Your husband is a treasure," to which the missus replied, "Yea, he should be buried."
When it comes to witty comeback, you cannot beat the Brits... they are masters at it... irate:
Too right sweet cheeks.
Not feeling jealous are we hun?
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