Mods, if y'all think it is too dirty thread for the forums. So, please, delete it. I'll understand that.

I think it is funny.


This guy comes into a gunstore and wants to buy a rifle scope.
The Owner hands him one saying "This is a very good one. Look out the window: Right up on top of that hill you can see my house."
The man looks through and starts laughing.
"What is it?" the Owner.
"It really is a good scope, I can see two people having sex through one of the windows!"
The Owner takes the scope away from him to have a look.
"That´s my wife!" he exclaims.
He mounts the scope on a rifle, loads two bullets and hands it to the man.
"I will give you the rifle with the scope for free if you shoot her in the head and him his dick off."
The man agrees and takes aim. Then he smiles, hands back one bullet and says: "I can do it with one shot now."

Ouch...hahaha

lolololol

One shot kill, eh.

Oh my...LOL Good one, Fox!! Painful...but good!!!

guess that relationship is over with

Poor choice of smilies there, Bigcanada...it should have been this one.

well that's making each one count

Thank you for the correction, C/1LT. I'll try to shoot straiter next time

nice and where can I hire that guy?