A sad loss the world morns




 
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A sad loss the world morns
 
August 29th, 2007  
Kiwi
 

Topic: A sad loss the world morns


A sad loss the world morns
Today theres been a sad loss of a dear old friend. One that was there always.

Provided me with lifes essence.

My dear old Kettle dead.

It had a hard life, worked 16 hours a day, 7 days a week. It knew how to keep me happy, 95 degrees water on hand when ever I needed it, who could ask for more.

Tho I think no other will never quite replace it, I will try and fill the need with another.

Even a friend in my hour of grief, offered me the one in O room. Yes I thought get caught swipping Army Issued equipment

Right imagine that on the your service record

CO :Ma'am what exactly did you steal? A Blackhawk, F-111 or Leopard tank?

Kiwi: Sir a Kettle from O room

CO: Damn you, evil wench !!!!! Take her away to the pit.



So now the hunt is on as I wave goodbye to a loyal friend, and see what shiney new one I can buy
August 29th, 2007  
bulldogg
 
 
Kiwi, did you finally pick the lock to the liquor cabinet?
August 29th, 2007  
Rob Henderson
 
 
Or hold the pharmacist at gunpoint?
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A sad loss the world morns
August 30th, 2007  
Fox
 
 
Gotcha. We got you.
August 30th, 2007  
Kiwi
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by bulldogg
Kiwi, did you finally pick the lock to the liquor cabinet?
I take it you are a heathen tea drinker

It was a bloody good kettle, it kept the water hot all the time, it cost $200 and they don't make them any more.

Now I have to buy one that I have to switch on all the time.

Men just don't understand how fineline the relationship is between Kettle, coffee and over worked woman.
August 30th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 
This is a terrible loss...
August 30th, 2007  
Kiwi
 
Damn right phoenix, you know I also liked you the best.
August 30th, 2007  
phoenix80
 
 
Ahahahaha.... what did I do? btw, I see that you joined the ranks of "Bulldog" in writing........
August 30th, 2007  
senojekips
 
 
Switch,.... you said it was a kettle. Real kettles don't have switches, you just move them closer to the fire, problem solved.

You realise that drinking all of that electric water is no good for you?
August 30th, 2007  
A Can of Man
 
 
It electrically charges your testicles and you could theoretically electrocute any woman you get it on with.
Not a pretty sight.
Plus by the time that's over, you'll have a charcoal for a *****.
 


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