Rules to remember in life

jillyz12

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FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE


1. Money does not buy happiness, but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle.


2. Forgive your enemies, but remember those bastards' names.


3. Help someone when they are in trouble...... and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.


4. Many (again MANY) people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again.....neither does milk
 
There are two important rules I usually quote to females I encounter on my way.

1. Wear sunscreen.
2. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
 
There are two important rules I usually quote to females I encounter on my way.

1. Wear sunscreen.
2. Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.

Excellent advice, 84!!! Especially about the magazines....who can live up to those standards???
 
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