US Marine Corps Rules for Gunfighting:
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH
3. Have a plan
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work
5. Be polite, be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4"
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (lateral and diagonal is preferred)
9. Use cover and concealment as much as possible
10. Flank your adversary whenever possible, cover yours.
11. Always cheat. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, no one will remember the details.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating
Navy SEALs......
1. Look very cool in sunglasses
2. Kill everything within view
3. Return quickly to looking cool in the latest beach wear
4. Check hair in mirror
US Army Rangers.....
1. Walk 50 miles wearing a 75lb ruck, while starving
2. Locate individuals who require killing
3. Request permission via radio from a "higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75lb ruck, while starving
US Army
1. Select a new baret to wear
2. Sew combat patch on shoulder
3. Change color of baret you decide to wear
US Airforce
1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on airconditioner
3. See what is on HBO
4. Determine "What IS Gunfighting?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power-Point presentation
6. Wine and dine key Congressman
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets strategic and never deploy them operationally
9. Tell the Navy to send in the Marines
US Navy (fleet)
1. Go to sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Watch porn
4. Send in the Marines
1. Be courteous to everyone, friendly to no one
2. Decide to be aggressive ENOUGH, quickly ENOUGH
3. Have a plan
4. Have a back-up plan, because the first one probably won't work
5. Be polite, be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
6. Do not attend a gunfight with a handgun whose caliber does not start with a "4"
7. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice. Ammo is cheap
8. Move away from your attacker. Distance is your friend. (lateral and diagonal is preferred)
9. Use cover and concealment as much as possible
10. Flank your adversary whenever possible, cover yours.
11. Always cheat. Always win. The only unfair fight is the one you lose.
12. In ten years, no one will remember the details.
13. If you are not shooting, you should be communicating
Navy SEALs......
1. Look very cool in sunglasses
2. Kill everything within view
3. Return quickly to looking cool in the latest beach wear
4. Check hair in mirror
US Army Rangers.....
1. Walk 50 miles wearing a 75lb ruck, while starving
2. Locate individuals who require killing
3. Request permission via radio from a "higher" to perform killing.
4. Curse bitterly when mission is aborted
5. Walk out 50 miles wearing a 75lb ruck, while starving
US Army
1. Select a new baret to wear
2. Sew combat patch on shoulder
3. Change color of baret you decide to wear
US Airforce
1. Have a cocktail
2. Adjust temperature on airconditioner
3. See what is on HBO
4. Determine "What IS Gunfighting?"
5. Request more funding from Congress with a "killer" Power-Point presentation
6. Wine and dine key Congressman
7. Receive funding, set up new command and assemble assets
8. Declare the assets strategic and never deploy them operationally
9. Tell the Navy to send in the Marines
US Navy (fleet)
1. Go to sea
2. Drink Coffee
3. Watch porn
4. Send in the Marines
