Redneck
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Thought you all might be interested in our redneck mating rituals:
Rodeo Pickup Lines.
"Got 8 seconds?"
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I wasn't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."
"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
"You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."
"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on."
found these on www.ehowa.com.
Rodeo Pickup Lines.
"Got 8 seconds?"
"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I wasn't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"
"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."
"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."
"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"
"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"
"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."
"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"
"You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."
"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"
"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on."
found these on www.ehowa.com.