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Topic: Rodeo Pick-Up Lines
Thought you all might be interested in our redneck mating rituals:
Rodeo Pickup Lines. "Got 8 seconds?" "Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I wasn't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!" "Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'." "Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks." "Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'" "How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?" "Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'." "I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?" "You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged." "Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?" "That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on." found these on www.ehowa.com. |
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