Rodeo Pick-Up Lines

Redneck

Thought you all might be interested in our redneck mating rituals:

Rodeo Pickup Lines.

"Got 8 seconds?"

"Ropes, spurs, leather gloves -- Honey, even if I wasn't no cowboy, we're talking a good time!"

"Ain't no rodeo clown in the world that could keep me off you, Darlin'."

"Here's my number, call me when you need a few bucks."

"Run if ya want, Missy, but I'll have you hog-tied quicker than you can say 'stay away from me you Skoal-chewin' freak.'"

"How'd you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?"

"Them calves of yours sure look like they could use a bit of ropin'."

"I'll be in Intensive Care later. Why don't you drop by?"

"You sure make me wish I hadn't crapped my pants when that bull charged."

"Is that a pelvis broken in three places, or are you just happy to see me?"

"That's right, I said 'AND the horse you rode in on."

found these on www.ehowa.com.