I robbed a pot head because I had to!

December 27th, 2007  
Team Infidel

Topic: I robbed a pot head because I had to!

Had to steal this one and post it.

I robbed a pot head because I had to!

pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I beat
2 (Feb) - I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I needed
4 (Apr) - I banged
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I ate
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I ran naked with
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - a rock star
03 - my boyfriend
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a mop**
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - my lover
12 - a teletubby
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a drink
15 - a *****
16 - a crack head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a pot head
21 - the kool-aid man
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 -a hottie
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 -your mom
29 - a french fry
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I hump pot bellied pigs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I have AMAZING boobs
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have fairy dust
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because im the sexiest alive!!!!!
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me
December 27th, 2007  
I stabbed Paris Hilton because that ho stole my taco. Damn her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL
December 27th, 2007  
I ran naked with a rock star because I'm sexy like that.
December 27th, 2007  
I ate a French fry because I smoked crack.
December 27th, 2007  
I cuddled with my lover because I'm a pimp.
December 27th, 2007  
The Other Guy
I stabbed Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy like that.
June 11th, 2009  
I stabbed a pornstar because I hump potbellied pigs. HA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha

thats sick
June 11th, 2009  
I ran naked with Barney the dinosaur because I have a noodle in my nose !!

June 12th, 2009  
I stabbed my lover because i'm sexy like that
June 12th, 2009  
major liability
I smoked with a french fry because I love marijuana.


Man, that is deadly accurate.

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