I robbed a pot head because I had to!

[Team Infidel]

Had to steal this one and post it.

I robbed a pot head because I had to!



pick the month you were born
1 (Jan) - I beat
2 (Feb) - I ran naked with
3 (Mar) - I needed
4 (Apr) - I banged
5 (May) - I smoked with
6 (June)- I ate
7 (July) - I killed
8 (Aug) - I ran naked with
9 (Sept) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I stabbed
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Pick the day (number) you were born on
01 - the trojan man
02 - a rock star
03 - my boyfriend
04 - A homo
05 - a dog
06 - A toothbrush
07 - a mop**
08 - a glass of milk
09 - a porn star
10 - Paris Hilton
11 - my lover
12 - a teletubby
13 - a homeless guy
14 - a drink
15 - a *****
16 - a crack head
17 - a bum
18 - a stripper
19 - a condom
20 - a pot head
21 - the kool-aid man
22 - Barney the dinosaur
23 - the cookie monster
24 - an easter egg
25 -a hottie
26 - jezzy the snowman
27 - a bag of weed
28 -your mom
29 - a french fry
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - your grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing
White - because that hoe stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana
Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I hump pot bellied pigs
Brown- because I had to
Polka Dots - because I have AMAZING boobs
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have fairy dust
Green - because I love to snort cocaine.
Orange - because I smoked crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Blue - because I'm a pimp
Shirtless - because im the sexiest alive!!!!!
Tye dye- because I didn't like the way they looked at me

 

[Sevens]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because that ho stole my taco. Damn her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

 

[Peddler]

I ran naked with a rock star because I'm sexy like that.

 

[senojekips]

I ate a French fry because I smoked crack.

 

[Fox]

I cuddled with my lover because I'm a pimp.

 

[The Other Guy]

I stabbed Barney the dinosaur because I'm sexy like that.

 

[Redcell]

I stabbed a pornstar because I hump potbellied pigs. HA hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah

:cens: thats sick

 

[Alenoor]

I ran naked with Barney the dinosaur because I have a noodle in my nose !!

tottally

 

[Mr.Brown]

I stabbed my lover because i'm sexy like that

 

[major liability]

I smoked with a french fry because I love marijuana.

...

Man, that is deadly accurate.

 

[A Can of Man]

I robbed a porn star because I'm a pimp.

 

[Mikefrombelgium]

I cuddled with A toothbrush because that hoe stole my taco

 

[Wallabies]

I ran naked with your mum because im the sexiest alive!!!!!

 

[rattler]

I smoked with a glass of milk because I have fairy dust (??? ?).

FWIW, Rattler

 

[AJChenMPH]

"I ate a stripper because that hoe stole my taco."

*sigh* :-|

 

[tomtom22]

I ran naked with a homo because im the sexiest alive!!!!!

 

[sky2979]

LMAO!!!! wait...this can't possibily be true...LOL..really..lol.

I ran naked with a condom, because am good in bed....sigh....ha!

 

[brooke01]

I killed a glass of milk because I'm a pimp

LMAO that is so cool, the only thing i dont like is that i cant change the first 2

 

[sky2979]

I killed a glass of milk because I'm a pimp

LMAO that is so cool, the only thing i dont like is that i cant change the first 2

LOL, you're not suppose to change the last one anyway....lol...be honest!!!!! lol.

 

[brooke01]

LOL, you're not suppose to change the last one anyway....lol...be honest!!!!! lol.

LOL i am!!! i figured each time i came here to post the last one would change