The Highway Man
Brit Pack 2I/C
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the
Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping
to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a Royal Military Policeman selling regimental ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Military policeman replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you
like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced
tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the RMP, "It does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you
continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find
our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Inshallah."
Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration &
rasped .... "They won't let me in without a bloody tie!”
Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping
to find water, he hurried toward the oasis only to find a Royal Military Policeman selling regimental ties.
The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"
The Military policeman replied, "There is no water, the well is dry. Would you
like to buy a tie instead? They are only £5."
The Taliban shouted, "You idiot infidel! I do not need an over-priced
tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"
"OK," said the RMP, "It does not matter that you do not want to
buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than
that, and that I am a much better human being than you. If you
continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find
our Sergeant's Mess. It has all the ice cold water you need.
Inshallah."
Cursing him, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.
Several hours later he staggered back, collapsed with dehydration &
rasped .... "They won't let me in without a bloody tie!”
