Retirees Q&A




 
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Retirees Q&A
 
August 16th, 2005  
tomtom22
 
 

Topic: Retirees Q&A


Retirees Q&A
Q. When is a retiree's bedtime?
A. Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Q. How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but it might take all day.

Q. What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
A. There is not enough time to get everything done.

Q. Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
A. The term comes with a 10% percent discount.

Q. Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
A. Tied shoes.

Q. Why do retirees count pennies?
A. They are the only ones who have the time.

Q. What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
A. NUTS!

Q. Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
A. They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

Q. What do retirees call a long lunch?
A. Normal

Q. What is the best way to describe retirement?
A. The never ending Coffee Break.

Q. What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
A. If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

Q. Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people he used to work with?
A. He is too polite to tell the whole truth

August 17th, 2005  
LIPS
 
 
Funny
November 23rd, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 








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Retirees Q&A
November 24th, 2007  
Sevens
 
 
LOL Those are cute.
November 25th, 2007  
JulesLee
 
 
LOLOL!!!!

need some laugh before going back to NMMI!