Retired Explorer




 
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Retired Explorer
 
May 8th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Retired Explorer


Retired Explorer
A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I pooped in my pants!"

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went ''''ROARRRR!''''"


May 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
not bad
May 5th, 2009  
tomtom22
 
 
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Retired Explorer
May 5th, 2009  
Sevens
 
 
That's pretty good.
May 5th, 2009  
sky2979
 
 
haahhahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! ewwww.
 


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