The Reporter & the young boy

tomtom22

Chief Engineer
Two boys were playing hockey on Boston Common's frozen Frog Pond when they were attacked by a vicious rottweiller. Quickly one boy took his hockey stick and jammed it in the dog's collar and twisted it, breaking the dog's neck and thus stopping the attack. A local reporter strolling by witnessed the attack and rushed over to interview the boy.. "Young Bruins fan saves friend from vicious animal" he says. "But I'm not a Bruins fan." the little boy replies.

"Sorry, I just assumed you were." said the reporter. "Red Sox fan rescues friend from horrific attack." the reporter continued. "I'm not a Red Sox fan either." the boy said. "So what team do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Yankees fan" the little boy beamed. The reporter wrote "Little Bastard from New York Kills Beloved Family Pet."
 
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