Remember the wife....Clinton and the genie




 
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Remember the wife....Clinton and the genie
 
May 8th, 2007  
Pacific Lure
 
 

Topic: Remember the wife....Clinton and the genie


Remember the wife....Clinton and the genie
"And will there be anything else, sir?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two.

"No thank you." the gentleman replied. "That will be all."

As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed.

"Anything for your wife ?" he asked.

"Yeah! That's a good idea." the fellow said. "Please bring up a postcard so that I can send one to her.



Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold, a Genie appeared. Bill was amazed and asked if he got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope...Due to inflation, constant downswing, low wages in third world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So...What'll it be?"

Bill didn't hesitate. He said, "I want to be remembered for bringing peace to the
Middle East, instead of that other stuff with Monica, and Jennifer, and the rest of those women. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."

The Genie looked at the map of the Middle East and exclaimed, "Jeez, Fella! These people have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not THAT good. I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."

Bill thought for a minute and said, "You know, people really don't like my wife. Even though she got elected, they call her a carpetbagger. They think she's mean, ugly, and pushes me around. I wish for her to be the most beautiful woman in the world and I want everybody to like her. That's what I want."

The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Lemme see that map again."
May 8th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
LOL ...
November 29th, 2008  
tomtom22
 
 
Funny!!!!!
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Remember the wife....Clinton and the genie
November 29th, 2008  
Alenoor
 
 
hahaa ...
November 29th, 2008  
Sevens
 
 
Good ones!!
November 30th, 2008  
Del Boy
 
Very funny.