Redneck Home Security System

[5.56X45mm]

1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots. A really big pair.


2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of American Rifleman magazine.


3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.


4. Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, big Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition. Back in a half hr. Oh, and don't disturb the Pit Bulls -- they's just been wormed."

5. Pop a cold one and relax.

or

For the car.

 

[Fox]

Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[tomtom22]

been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum/showthread.php?t=17132&highlight=Bubba

 

[Fox]

Ohh...but it is funny with that pictures.

 

[Charge 7]

Yep, tomtom gets credit for the joke, but 5.56's pics are a nice addition. Maybe we can can have a "The joke" (Part II) section? :lol:

 

[tomtom22]

Yep, tomtom gets credit for the joke, but 5.56's pics are a nice addition. Maybe we can can have a "The joke" (Part II) section? :lol:

I agree the pics are a great addition.

 

[Team Infidel]

that's a good onehttp://www.imdb.com/name/nm0419933/