Redneck Home Security System




 
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Boots
 
May 11th, 2006  
5.56X45mm
 
 

Topic: Redneck Home Security System


1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots. A really big pair.


2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of American Rifleman magazine.


3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.


4. Leave a note on your front door that says: "Bubba, big Mike and me have gone to get more ammunition. Back in a half hr. Oh, and don't disturb the Pit Bulls -- they's just been wormed."

5. Pop a cold one and relax.

or



For the car.

May 11th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Hahahahaha!!!!
May 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
been posted before: http://www.military-quotes.com/forum...ighlight=Bubba
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Boots
May 11th, 2006  
Fox
 
 
Ohh...but it is funny with that pictures.
May 11th, 2006  
Charge 7
 
 
Yep, tomtom gets credit for the joke, but 5.56's pics are a nice addition. Maybe we can can have a "The joke" (Part II) section?
May 11th, 2006  
tomtom22
 
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Charge 7
Yep, tomtom gets credit for the joke, but 5.56's pics are a nice addition. Maybe we can can have a "The joke" (Part II) section?
I agree the pics are a great addition.
January 7th, 2007  
Team Infidel
 
 
that's a good one